The Worst Site in America
Today Is: Thursday, July 23, 2026 02:20 PM Pacific US Time
Tuesday, July 21st
Post By: Nathaniel Carman
Server Upgrades and a new "tradition"?
Here at NDC-World, we try to make viewing this page as tolerable as possible no matter who you are, from the sweatiest of gamers to the most souless retail employees. This is why we've been doing some work behind the scenes to make this site more enjoyable which could let me add more features like a comments section or some wacky interactable things to this site soon.
What does that actually mean??
Part of these upgrades involves learning Python, an absolutely terrible programming language designed to make your life as miserable as possible. Luckily, it's not nearly as bad as every other backend programming language ever made. I chose it because it's actually readable, makes adding interaction stuff to this site easy, and actually runs on the server I host this site on (pictured below).
The server that NDC-World is hosted on. Probably runs better than whatever crapbox PC you're reading this on.
A new tradition?
As the owner of this website, I'm personally responsible for keeping it relevant by putting content on it that will keep it alive. I don't want to be like modern SomethingAwful which has become effectively a corpse being paraded around by the ~4 active users still posting on that graveyard of a website. To keep my site relevant, I'm creating a new tradition that I call the "Media of the Week". How original. I'll upload either a video or a music file of something I find cool for you people to look at. Alternatively, I might go LARP as SomethingAwful even more and do a Protoweb link of the day if I feel like it. This should keep the site more alive and interesting to look at. Anyways, I gotta go walk my dog, so I'm going to cut this update post here. Sorry for yet another short update, unlike some people on the internet, I actually have a life that I want to indulge in from time to time. Toodles.
Monday, July 20th
Post by Nathaniel CarmanThe Tragedy of Nvidia
Do you remember just a couple years ago when graphics cards were judged by meaningful things like "frames per second" or "graphical fidelity"? Me too, but it seems Nvidia has lost the plot, blinded by their unending thirst for money yet again. Nowadays, Nvidia has effectively decided to treat gamers like a tiny side hustle to their new main best friend, AI companies. Because all the AI companies decided to buy out almost all of Nvidia's stock, consumers (me and you) have to pay a kings ransom for 30 frames per second in whatever AAA crap that's put on steam nowadays.
What does Nvidia have to say about this?
Despite what Nvidia says, they really couldnt care less about you. How can I tell? It's simple, just look at the corporate crap they put out on their website. AI, AI, AI. Nothing but AI. Who cares about performance in video games, you need AI performance according to lord Jensen! You would really expect for them to maybe I don't know, mention their biggest fanbase? Do they even remember who bought their cards to bring them to where they are now? You'd expect them to be more grateful, but Jensen needs his dime from whatever AI company of the month is at his door.
A translation chart for those who don't speak "soulless investor".
Because the only text on the Nvidia site is corporate lingo to get OpenAI to give them another small countries GDP worth of graphics cards for free so they don't go bankrupt, I've written up a simple translation chart for AI lingo to actual readable english for those who might be unable to comprehend gibberish and not be able to figure out what the borderline nonsense on the Nvidia website means.
| AI Buzzword | Actual English |
|---|---|
| "AI Frames" | We forgot how to make the GPU go faster, so we've just started guessing what the graphics look like. Who cares about accuracy, have some blurred slop! |
| "Edge Computing Client" | What you apparently are now. Not a gamer, just some bullcrap lingo term because calling you a gamer infront of the shareholders wouldn't be professional enough and might scare away the AI investors which Jensen needs so he can reach his boot licking quota for the day. |
| "DLSS 5" | We crammed every single Micheal Bay movie ever released into a piece of junk AI model that'll take 3/4 of all your VRAM to make every game you play look like hollywoods latest piece of reconstituted radioactive waste that technically qualifies as a "Movie". |
Here at NDC-World, we hope that simple translation layer came in handy so you too can decrypt the next generation of trash that Nvidia just can't wait to overcharge you for.
Closing thoughts and Silver lining
Overall, I'd say that Nvidia fell from grace like an old lady falling down the stairs of the empire state building. Don't think this is an ad for AMD by the way, they've been doing the same crap too. There is a silver lining to all of this though, maybe with the sheer hatrid generated by every gamer on earth due to Jensens idiocy, through some satanic ritual, the one and only 3dfx can be brought back to life and save us from the hell that is the modern GPU market. 3dfx sucked too, it's just that at least they cared enough to recognize gamers as an audience unlike Nvidia.
FINAL REVIEW SCORE: 2 Frames per Second out of 10, which mirrors what you'd expect with a modern low end Nvidia card on almost any video game from the last 6 years.
